Are you looking for . . .
A first-rate contractor and/or permanent employee?
    -Someone who can get almost any job done?
      
-Someone who...

Has the ability to listen and explain solutions to non-technical users in a concise manner?
Is self-motivated?
Is eager to take on new tasks and goals?
Has the ability to function independently as necessary?
Is as comfortable working with Mac OS X as he is with Windows XP or Windows 7?

You've come to the right place.